The Left: It Used to be Badass!

The hipster Soros-funded left wing youth group Campus Progress is hosting a caption contest.  Here is the picture.  I leave it to your wisdom, oh readers.  

Campus Progress Tools

Incidentally, this just shows the decline in left wing aesthetics.  The face of the Left has gone from idealized workers staring towards a glorious future...

Good Soviets

...to the hostile glare of a shoggoth the likes of which are stuffed behind every DMV counter.