The following is an installment in AltRight's ongoing series “So This Is How It Ends” (STIHIE), which chronicles instances of decadence so advanced that one can only conclude and hope that we are living in a terminal stage of Western civilization.
Satire is often prophecy. Take, for instance, this ridiculous 2010 video from The Onion: "US Treasury Sells Fort Knox Gold to Cash4Gold.com."
Sell all the gold in Fort Knox--that'd be absurd! Well, here's this week's Washington Post: